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Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President

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Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. PresidentStop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President (the all ages edition of the similarly named book by the same author) is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Unaffectionate and radically desperate, end of their rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture

Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President (the all-ages edition of the similarly-named book by the same author) is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Unaffectionate and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.

With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Koyillb Books
Published: 05/15/2018
ISBN: 9780988527331
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.28lbs
Size: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.08d
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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice umbrella stand
This stand is sturdy enough for my 9 ft umbrella. I only used water to fill it so it can be moved if necessary. The umbrella is taken down if it gets too windy as it would be damaged. This would not be the fault of the stand, just the nature of living near the coast.
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Brenda E. Brown
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★★★★★ 4
The umbrella stand works .
The umbrella stand when filled with water is not as study as I like.
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Sassie Porter
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
Umbrella base
This umbrella base comes with a hole in it, in order for you to put sand in / water. You could get water in it a lot easier than you could sand. There's a tiny hole and the sand does not go very well down that hole. I've had a hard time trying to get the sand in. It is round in shape which makes it easier in the wind to tip over. But all in all for the price it was okay.
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Rosie
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great weight
Very easy to put together and fill with water. Strong winds today and so far so good without a table to support it. If I need to I can add sand later. I wish I had one of these years ago
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Nice I used this as a replacement to something else I had: the other thing was too bulky so this was a perfect fit under the table gives more room
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