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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of Christmas

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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of ChristmasCountdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole punched at top for hanging, cello sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days. Under the scratch offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!): Get yourself added to some naughty lists. Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.

Countdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch-off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole-punched at top for hanging, cello-sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days.

Under the scratch-offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!):
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- Get yourself added to some naughty lists.
- Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.
- Compliment a neighbor on their new bulbs.
- At the gym, call everyone working out an ugly sweater.
- Put that “ho” in holiday!
- Kick off a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays debate for fun.
- Santa Practice! Grab that list, find an old man’s lap, & prove how good you’ve been.
- Order take-out! Make sure to request it be gift-wrapped.
- Self on the Elf.
- Better climb into that chimney to make sure Santa will fit.
- See how many times you can jingle it all the way.
- Act out Jesus’ birth.

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I have never gotten a toy that lasted more than an hour when it comes to my baby girl. She is an aggressive chewer and loves anything that squeaks. This definitely helped to keep her entertained and use her teeth. I can confidently say that this toy may last a long time but she has already ripped a piece from it. I didn’t expect anything less since she always knows how to test new toys lol. I would definitely recommend though and will be getting more for her once this one is gone. Thank you!
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Hard, heavy, sharp
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This is very durable, but it is also very heavy (our dog likes to throw her toys) and after some chewing, the head and tail are very sharp
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